Bang Baron

Belajar Bahasa Indonesia


Suatu hari si Hans minta diajari Bahasa Indonesia. Ketertarikannya terhadap Indonesia membuat dia ingin mempelajadi semua tentang Indonesia, termasuk bahasanya. Ane pikir ini saat nya untuk balas dendam...

"Hai Maikey..."
"Mickyyyy...."
"Ahh whatever... hey Can you teach me Indonesian language?"
"Oh yeeah... off course..."
"Okey.. lets Start... Me... Aku..."
"Okey... Right.."
"You... Kamu..."
"Yups... hey... I want to teach you a special words"
"Special Words??"
"Yes... 'Muke Gile'"
"'Muke Gile' what that mean?"
"Meaning is very handsome..."
"Really?? owh yeaah... I'm Very handsome... Aku Muke GIle..."
"Yeeahh... good ... apik..."

3 hari setelah itu ane bareng istri menghadiri pesta pernikahan temen di Hotel Santika. Pas lagi nikmatin makanannya tiba-tiba ada yang nepok dari belakang.

"Hay... Maikey...."
"Hans... What are you doing here??"
"This is my friend's wedding, I was also invited"
"Owhh okey..."
"Ohh... Shit... you wear a nice batik Micky..."
"Off Course... This Expensive Batik..."
"you're so cool maikey... So Cool... okey...I want to give greetings to the bride"
"okey..."

Hans berjalan menuju pelaminan, namun tak berapa jauh dia teriak dan melambaikan tangan kearah ane sambil ngacungin jempolnya...

"HAAAIII... MAIKEEYY... KAMU... MUKE GILE!!!"
"???????????"

Istri ane nyolek,
"makanya kalo ngajarin orang yang bener..."



Tetangga dari Planet Namec ( Part 8 )                   Tetangga dari Planet Namec ( Part 10 )


25 November 2014
Writter : Mas Baron
Story